If you can't hang then, there's the door;

allteensrelate:

the internet has me like
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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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l0thl0rien:

cloudyowl:

Barn Owl by NRE


◊~Enter this Middle Earth~◊

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

goldstarbisexual:

"labels aren’t important", says the straight person, smugly washing his hands with concentrated hydrochloric acid instead of hand soap 

terezipyroope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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3utthole:

k1mkardashian:

by john green

omg

3utthole:

k1mkardashian:

by john green

omg

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him